the RITZ Carlton Millenia Chapter
to my beloved children: jambu, mond, johnjohn
the list is still not out yet. how? you'd be glad to know that if you guys play in this one, you'll be playing beside that band adam turned down for mohegan records. hahahahaha! can trash them upside down. stoopid smug fucks.

an indie equivalent to hip hop's funky scary posse the dungeon family is adam green and his mouldy peaches crew. damn scary, man. like funkozmatic scary. that telakar seram thing going on. -shudder- such traumatising music they make, makes me wanna hide under my covers, u noe. adam green looks like the autistic twin brother of julian casablancas. one retarded, the other juz plain drunk.

girls, if you want the kinda guy who can turn you on juz by his voice, i suggest you seek somebody like nikolai fraiture. the only stroke with the accent. fwahlamak! i hear him do interview on BBC ar... can cair like ice cream! put aside the fact that he has a face for radio (heh heh!) lar. when he was told to say 12:51 in french, wooooohhhhh, never have i heard tongue rolling quite so beautifully. imgaine wat else he can do with that? wahhahaahhahaaaahahaha

so on saturday me and null hit bugis to pay z a visit. z is forever gonna be my role model for good customer service. she knows how to layan customers. something i'm never gonna be good at. she should just stay in the F&B line, set up a cafe or something. people would wanna be served by her coz nobody can resist that friendly warm smile of hers. very welcoming. we gotta wait until she knocked off so i dragged null around bugis market. he wanted to get this pink polo T which i was debating whether to buy for him or not. i was looking for black tappereds. then we came across this stall with this really cute reminds-me-of-jambu's-gf girl. and of coz mr hellomoto didn't waste anytime. HE ACTUALLY CHAT HER UP! can you believe that chee bai? it's only been two days he broke up with lil miss drippy and he's not thinking about wasting anytime. wah lan! i damn malu down there, i bought the bikini she was selling. coz she looked a little bit scared by null's not-so-subtle advances. still got the cheek to tell me "kak, next time buy yo clothes here so i can tag along". overdose ar null.

i got to know you're alright