Don't Wanna Hold Hands and Talk About Our Lil Plans, ALRITE!

call you on the telephone
you're always leavin' me alone
i'm due with messin' around
if you got a lady friend i'll take her to town c'mon!

albert hammond jr may say that jet the band is contrived but you know what, albie, i've always thought you're the autistic looking one in the strokes. if not for your guitaring (some of which you rip off from televison), i would have thought YOU were contrived. found out today Valensi Le Faggoty is a capricon. his birthday was like a coupla days ago me thinks. bah!

speaking of autistic, nasty naz has a ginomous crush on The Au. harharhar. she just got him added on friendster. and i think he likes her as well. oh, well, may they share funky moments together; she the This Fashion Queen, he the Lord Of Sungei Road.

me? dark chocolate and new zoo york shooz, please. hehehe. me and him, we're entering the comfort zone. my friends still think i'm gonna get married to skeletor. why's that? it just goes to show that people don't know skeletor as well as i did. even lurp was shocked when i finally told her i've stopped talking to him. i think i must prove to them that i can NOT talk to him for a decade. seems like 2months ain't enough. wah lau like takde lelaki lain nak kahwin dengan, ballz. it will take a motherfucking miracle for me to talk to muhammad again. those who's reading this, please take note hor. am i like the one who thinks the situation is like the point of no return? nok nok to you, my friends.

catch phrase of the year: nok nok to you (as opposed to bollocks to you)
harharhar.

I AM PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW!
do not discuss the fucking fall-out with anybody, muhammad. if you don't know why i'm not talking to you anymore JUST FUCKING LET IT BE! stop thinking about the 'why's and just get with the fucking programme! geezus. and pls hor it's nothing to do with whose fault it was so don't need to step like the Mr Nice Guy that you're not and tryna defend yoself. i always knew we couldn't remain friends for long. that time was as good as any. so just fuck off from sight alrite?