Mama's Got A Brand New Game

Empress Dowager Wawa, cousin to the Dauphine Lurp Rollenzitsung, would be none too pleased to know that her much sought after Gaylord of a Bard from a reputable indie order has fallen for the Courtesan Of All Courts and at all counts too. Damn. Now, there's a call girl in her prime. In the words of her royal funkastiqness, the Baroness Naz De La Nas-T: "just like an old pair of sunglasses the cool kids buy from Cash Converters. Despite being past around so many times, it still manages to retain its charm some how". I salute you Courtesan. It was to my surprise that I ran into you tonight in the arms of said bard. After all the tales that have been making their rounds throughout this fair city of ours about your femme fatale, it was such a treat to catch you at what you do best. Kudos! As a commoner, I have to rely on such meagre court gossips to prevent from getting too bored with the order. Pray tell what has become of the babe, madame?