Kappa Fuckin' Chulo

i am so jealous of the hair. for real.
it's finger lickin', lickin', lickin' good y'all.
eh boy, your rocker twin from El Paso
looking for you. says he wants his
'fro comb and hipsters back.
feh! introducing the KFC, crispy coiff and all.
the young are ever so stylish these days.
not ancient yet, just gon be pushing 20
really soon. can't contain my enthusiasm.
can you tell? can you tell? bah!!!