I Got Diarrhoea
yeah, that'll teach me to lie on sunday morning. i knew the feeling in my tummy was familiar. familiar in a shit-green-liquid kinda way. yes, surabaya. smoked indonesian cigarettes, ate little food, suffered from diarrhoea and didn't touch nicotine for 13 days straight. i can quit smoking in indonesia. project runway was supposed to inspire me to start on the proposal. but all i can think about is a crummy song. a song that could have been black keys' if it weren't for richard ashcroft's insecty voice. 'twas a ripping marathon i had today. i have to return the shoebox to its owner later and i haven't even started on his teenage fanclub collection yet. die. anyway back to that song. how in the world did a gayass song got me putting it on repeat? guitars ar. dan auerbach would've done it justice had he sang it. man, i feel lousy. i hungry but i scared to eat.