A Warlock Goddammit!

i didn't sleep well on wednesday night. i woke up the the next day thoroughly stoned. so stoned that a friend commented on it. "i keep having the same dream last night. i was in the bathroom and i kept scrubbing my body over and over again." she said maybe it means i'm about to cleanse myself or what the malays call insaf. uh... yarrr. so check out what tarot card i am

You are Death

Change, Transformation, Alteration.

People fear this card, but if you want to change your life, this is one of the best indicators for it. Whatever happens, life will be different. Yes, the Death card can signal a death in the right circumstances (a question about a very sick or old relative, for example), but unlike its dramatic presentation in the movies, the Death card is far more likely to signal transformation, passage, change. Scorpio, the sign of this card, has three forms: scorpion, serpent, eagle. The Death card indicates this transition from lower to higher to highest. This is a card of humility, and it may mean you have been brought low, but only so that you can then go higher than ever before. Death "humbles" all, but it also "exults." Always keep in mind that on this card of darkness there is featured a sunrise as well. You could be ready for a change.

befitting eh? oooohhh spooky.