I See All That I Like

Memo to Encik B.
Your server would balked on Black Friday, genius.

Memo to K. Smith
Zack & Miri did NOT finish their porno, stupid.

Memo to J. Mewes
Snoochie Boochies! I'll pass on the double dutch shredder.

Memo to J. Abdullah
You remain my favorite amongst other album collectors.