The Difference Between You And Me
so in today's episode of Smallville, Clark's gonna tell Lana the truth. he hopes she won't go to Paris. please don't make me punch your face in, Clark. if you had to choose between a superhero who lives on a farm and Paris, which would you pick? need i say more? it's PARIS for crying out loud!!!

this is like the first time in months i actually allowed myself to sit through 30minutes worth of Smallville. it's excruciating. first of all, Lana should've gone out with Lex a long time ago. he's got the cash and he reminds me of Billy Corgan. the boy was so sweet he actually upgraded her ticket to 1st class. with all that money, Lana could make her coffeeshop into a global brand. her coffeeshop could be the next Starbucks. can you imagine the possibilities people?!!

Clark's annoying. just like how i find Dean from Gilmore Girls annoying. just like how i find Toby Maguire in both Spiderman and The Cider House Rules (Erykah Badu has beautiful eyes by the way) annoying. in all of these shows if you realise, the best friend/rival is always the hotter between the two. what is up with that?

anyways, Lana wants to leave Hicksville for Paris and Clark wants her to stay. everybody is feeding Clark possible reasons why Lana is leaving. dude, you like this chick right? then you pull this yo-yo ing stunt on her. so now you wanna stop her when she's all set for Paris. fuck off. let her go Paris. like lil poo would say: you make your own bed, you lie in it. i mean, you might never know if she gets with a Frenchman, she might loosen up and actually act.

guys are always doing the right things when it's way too late. they'll whine and whinge about it and then after that, they'll write a song to "ease the heart ache". so, Clark, you don't need to write a song. you just fly over for nightly visits or something. you're Superman, dude. use your super powers lar. bah!!! gimme The O.C anytime. at least they have better clothes to look at.