I Just Had To Give Julian A Blowjob On A Piece of Paper
 
i was suppose to be writing a piece on the art of topiary. i was in the living room with The Strokes on the sound system. i couldn't come up with anything decent.  so i sorta zone out for a bit. a coupla minutes later, i picked up my pen and got to writing. i wrote a Julian Casablancas fanfic. i couldn't resist it. trashy lamecore shit ok people. like 3/4 worth of A4 size paper. and then when i couldn't think of anything else to write, i put that paper aside and forgot all about it. i didn't think about it till i got back home later on and found it lying face up on the coffee table. papa was sleeping on the couch next to that table. yes, i am a spaz. there was no way in hell he could've NOT read it. so you can imagine how a father's reaction will be if he thinks that piece of paper is his daugther's journal and this is what she does when she comes home late. i am a champion spaz. i feel like bringing some random dude home and introduce him to papa as Julian. just for kicks.