And The Heart Beats On
22 years of age and still counting. what do you have to say for yourself?

• martin scorsese delivers in another mob flick, The Departed. this time he's doing irish. RESPECT!
• i'm of the the opinion mark wahlberg and matt damon should engaged in some tea room action [if y'know what i mean]. leonardo dicaprio did surprisingly good. and jack nicholson? smokin' boomin' granny. RESPECT!
• coincidentally, the UB posse bought the birthday girl a plaid grey&green pleated mini. not because they feel i should pursue some catholic virgin slut endeavours but because i've been obssessed with plaids. RESPECT!
• the BGII was told that it'd be kinky to get a joker tattooed on a buttcheek. he says: you should give yourself a birthday treat then. only if you pay, gee. besides, i don't think i've got the courage to break my momma's heart. yet. RESPECT!

and so it ends with Mr J. Casablancas singing:

you don’t want trouble, we might get some

RESPECT!