If I wasn't a Muslim, I'd probably be Jewish. I got the humor for it. But I don't like Woody Allen. The fuss, the whine, forever swimming in ticks and sarcasm... tsk. So today while I scrutinize my latest collage, I went from Discovery to Vampire Weekend, Ratatat to Black Pus, and ended up with Lightning Bolt. From limb to limb, you might say. Providence is big on noise, aren't they? Just as well. I don't want to make much sense of today. I am not pleased with my collage.

Later: The Guru just posted a blistering entry about all these bands (some of them I'm guilty of liking) he hates. What can you expect from a Jew? They seem to be complaining all of the damn time. But we dig the Guru.