Married To My Fags
To Nasty TopRawk: I ain't gon settle fo no vespa BECAUSE
1) I have fallen in love with a silver Maserati
2) You can't install a phat-ass stereo system on a Vespa (think opening scenes from 2Fast 2Furious)
3) Plus I wanna ride around in my car come rain or shine
4) Vespa got no horsepower
5) If we're road-tripping, you would say it's leceh on Vespa

What I don't get is every single time I take any 'Which Strokes are you?' quiz, I always get Julian the vocalist. I don't understand. He's a drunk fo heavensakes! Something I'm not. I don't even find him remotely gorgeous... coz you guys know who Harm find gorgeous, yessirree you guys know all too well.